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Brainerd Area Amateur Radio Club
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Article
From the April 2004 Issue

April 1, 2004

Negative Electricity Discovered

by Mark Persons WØMH

 


Researchers at Stanford University have uncovered evidence that Negative Electricity does exist. It is the exact opposite of electricity as we know it today. This is a huge break-through because it can change how we live our every-day lives. 

When perfected for home use, putting Negative Electricity into a light bulb will darken a sunlit room. On hot summer days, Negative Electricity could be used to power a hot plate to cool lemonade. Reports are that Mozart on a phonograph or CD player will sound like Hip-Hop. If you plug a power saw into Negative Electricity, be sure to reverse the blade. A similar warning will be displayed on all weed whackers. 

The day is not far off when you can enjoy the benefits of Negative Electricity. The possibility exists that the energy recovered by darkening a room or cooling lemonade could be sold back to the electric company. As for the immediate future, you will want to purchase a Negative Electricity converter for use with your home appliances and radios. 

April Fools

Editor’s note:  Mark Persons is Certified by the Society of Broadcast Engineers as a Professional Broadcast Engineer with over 30 years experience.   He has written numerous articles for many industry publications over the years.  His website is:   http://www.mwpersons.com 

See you further down the road.  I'll leave the soldering iron on for you.

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